that relatable feeling when


you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light

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I didn’t go to class today so I could get enough sleep for my 9 hour shift Dillard’s is my life now

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just in case anyone was wondering, Reba has a clothing line and they sell it at Dillard’s and old ladies come and buy it

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How to finger a girl


1. Use your tongue

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It’s easy to love someone when they’re happy. What’s hard is loving someone when they’re crying on the bathroom floor at 2am because everything came crashing down at once. Midnight thoughts (sometimes I’m a mess)

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ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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I’m like a child living on my own in a real house buying my own food and making myself go to doctors appointments???? I’m only like 19! Life is so weird!!!

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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