I’m at the doctors waiting to get a shot and shots make me nervous and waiting makes me nervous help

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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

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harrenholler:

"There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands."

                                                                              -Steven Moffat [x]

I just want to frame that and hang it on the wall of every Moffat apologist, so they can wake up and look at that every morning. 

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NEW INBOX GAME!!

weedgrandma:

Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!

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Don’t sit this one out. Do something. You are by accident of fate alive at an absolutely critical moment in the history of our planet. Carl Sagan (via whats-out-there)

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Aubrey Plaza and Chris Pratt need to be married in real life

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

pro tip: it’s not just cicadas who can burrow out of the ground and scream for their whole lives and then die

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I wish I could do whatever I liked behind the curtain of “madness”. Then: I’d arrange flowers, all day long, I’d paint; pain, love and tenderness, I would laugh as much as I feel like at the stupidity of others, and they would all say: “Poor thing, she’s crazy!” (Above all, I would laugh at my own stupidity.) I would build my world which while I lived, would be in agreement with all the worlds. The day, or the hour, or the minute that I lived would be mine and everyone else’s — my madness would not be an escape from “reality”. Frida Kahlo, from The Diary Of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait (via violentwavesofemotion)

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I invited him to my housewarming party and also my bed

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I went to a cute boy’s show tonight and he was just so into his music and being on stage it was adorable

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